Thursday, August 30, 2007
Saturday, July 28, 2007
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Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling!
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
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when god openend the window of heaven he saw me & asked,"whats ur wish today ?" i said: lord take care of the cute one who is reading my sms!.gmg
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
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!May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And ompanionship For all the years of your lives
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!Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits - LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U... Good Morning
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See outside the Window, Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U, Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning
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Wishing u................ G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I save the money
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Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only one today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng
Monday, July 16, 2007
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Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin. Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain. Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache aap nazar aate hain
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Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai.
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Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna, Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam, Isline humse 'Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna
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Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge
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Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha, Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha, Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari, Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari
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Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi, Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi, Kade kade milya vi kar yaara, Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi
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God apun se pucha,
Kidhar jana mangta ?
SWARG YA NARAK ?
Apun bola NARAK !
Apun ko malum,
Tum sala dost log udharich milega,
Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!
Kidhar jana mangta ?
SWARG YA NARAK ?
Apun bola NARAK !
Apun ko malum,
Tum sala dost log udharich milega,
Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!
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Nishana jo le wo SURVIR, Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR, Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR..
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR..
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Ek achha dost agar 100 baar roothe to use 100 baar manao, kyunki keemti motiyon ki maala jitni baar hbi toote use pirona hi padta hai.
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Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you
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Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you
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I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U
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Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends bfore understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding
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True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.
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True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent
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1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We'll always be Gud Friends"
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A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass
<)"..(>
( (..))
ask piggy if ur a
gud friend
<).."(>
(..), )
<)"..(>
( (..)
<).."(>
(..), )
<)'..'(>piggy sez
( (..),)NO . . . coz
ur da best! XXX
<)"..(>
( (..))
ask piggy if ur a
gud friend
<).."(>
(..), )
<)"..(>
( (..)
<).."(>
(..), )
<)'..'(>piggy sez
( (..),)NO . . . coz
ur da best! XXX
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Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!!!
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Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.
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Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
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As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other. I hope we can be like them.
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Friend is one, who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people, (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath
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Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine
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To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
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Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years
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KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
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FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!
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A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts
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F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!.. E: END of SoRROW!.. N: NAME of HOPE!.. D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! dats YOU my FRIEND
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Sweetness can be defined without honey.
Fragnance can be defined without Rose.
But, friendship can't be defined without YOU
Fragnance can be defined without Rose.
But, friendship can't be defined without YOU
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Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
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In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!
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Stars has 5 ends Square has 4 ends Trinagle has 3 ends Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end...
but Circle of our friendship has no end...
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FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO
For me.. just simply "YOU
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO
For me.. just simply "YOU
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Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other.. CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other... and TRUE Friends STaY forever beyond words, beyond time...
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Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.
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Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
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Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!
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Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size
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For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!
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Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it. Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it. Write your name on hearts of your friends, thats where it will stay
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The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels your pain
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When does a friend become a best friend? When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"
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We met it was Luck! We talked it was CHANCE! We became friends it was DESTINY! We are still friends it is FAITH! We will always be friends its a PROMISE
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Stars has 5 ends Square has 4 ends Trinagle has 3 ends Line has 2 ends but Circle of our friendship has no end.!
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When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER
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A daily thought... A silent tear... A Constant wish that u r near... Words are few but thoughts r deep... Memories of our frenship i'll always keep
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Dilon ko khareedne wale hazaar mil jayenge, tumko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayenge. Milega na tumko hum jaisa koi, milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayenge.
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When i was walking alone, I wished that i can reach da end of da road.. But when u r walking with me, I wish the road never ends..
Friend's forever
Friend's forever
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If luck is a raindrop, I will send u a shower. If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour. If happiness is a leaf, I ll give you a tree. If u need a friend, u already have me
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Leave SOMETHING for friend.. Never Leave FRIEND for something.. coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but FRIENDS will always live with u
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FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE.. Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word... FRIEND :=)
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Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless
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Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer
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Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on
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If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man
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Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!
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Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date
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Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life
Sunday, July 15, 2007
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Never explain your self to any one. because the person who likes you doesn't need it and the person who dislike you won't believe it.
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Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho.
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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,apne dost ko kya uphar du,koi accha sa phool hota to ali se mangvata,jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...Junam Din Mubarak Ho
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Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses.
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In soft gleaming night of stars,May all your dreams come true.May every star of every night,Bring love and joy to you.Happy Birthday to you
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I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS
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Wishing u a day soft as silk.....white as milk.....sweet as honey&full of money.may all ur dreams come true....HAPPY BIRTH DAY
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A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy
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Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart
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If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother
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A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR
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Sending birthday blessings Filled with love and peace and joy Wishing sweetest things happen Right before your eyes !
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Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy Birthday
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A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
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Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day
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Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
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Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday
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This msg has No Fat No cholesterol and No Addictive this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday
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Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart
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Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...Happy birthday..
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An arrow can be shot only by dragging it back. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means that it is going to launch you into victory.
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God always play chess with each one of us. He makes move in our life and then sits back to see how we react 2 the challenges. So make the best move before checkmate.
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